Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Back to life
I've been in this happy dreamworld for abt a month now...So yea...Back to life..And its shitty reality...Only thing good is HE'S BACK!!!!!!!I love u sweetie....I cant wait to see u......I know you're gonna give me a good talking to but i still can't wait to see u...
As for the rest of you guys...Liars...Hypocrites...bastards... whatsover....Go jump off a bridge!
peace.love.joanne MotherNatureLovesPink.9:42 PM
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Ironic...To those who never understood the meaning of irony...
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down
he thought"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong
and everything blows upIn your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out MotherNatureLovesPink.1:32 AM
To Jerome...Thanks for always being there...and never judging
Friends Forever
By:Michael W Smith
Packing up the dreams god planted
In the fertile soil of you
Can't believe the hopes he's granted
Means a chapter in your life is through
But we'll keep you close as always
It won't even seem you've gone
'cause our hearts in big and small ways
Will keep the love that keeps us strong
Chorus:And friends are friends forever
If the lord's the lord of them
And a friend will not say "never"
'cause the welcome will not end
Though it's hard to let you go
In the father's hands we know
hat a lifetime's not too long to live as friends.
With the faith and love god's given
Springing from the hope we know
We will pray the joy you'll live in
Is the strength that now you show
But we'll keep you close as always
It won't even seem you've gone
'cause our hearts in big and small ways
Will keep the love that keeps us strong
I love u babyboy..
Peace.love.joanne MotherNatureLovesPink.1:06 AM
Thursday, February 22, 2007
A stupid joke
A man and wife are enjoying an evening glass of wine around the kitchen
>>>table.
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>>>The man suddenly asks his wife, "Tell me something that will
>>>make me happy and sad at the same time".
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>>>The wife thinks for a moment, and responds "Your penis is bigger than
>>>your brother's."Labels: jokes
MotherNatureLovesPink.11:46 PM
qoutes
I was gonna do another love qoutes posts,but i decided to make it just qoutes that intrigue me one way or another...enjoy
LOVE is like a rose... You can get hurt by the thorns, BUT if you're careful enough then you'll see its true beauty..
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,listens but doesn't believe,and leaves before she is left..
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Having the love of your life break up with you and say "we can still be friends" is lyk your dog dying and your mom saying "we can still keep it."
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It's Valentine's Day And We Both Think It's Stupid, So I Brought You A Gun...Let's Go Hunting For Cupid!((hehe i like this one alot)
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People say revenge is sweet...I say Retribution is sweeter...
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Friends aren't suppose to be jealous when you meet a new guy;they're suppose to ask if they have a brother!
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A good friend bails you out of jail.Your best friend will be sitting next to you saying"Damn that was fun!"
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Life with men is like a deck of cards.... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards.
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If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give. .
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I'll always tell you the truth and when the truth hurts,I'll be the one to wipe away your tears...(My favourite of the whole lot)
I do not take credit for these quotes...Cheers to those who came up with such quotes that made me smile
peace.love.joanneLabels: qoutes
MotherNatureLovesPink.11:04 PM
Mummy always knows!
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you? " Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote : Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Kumar Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...Love, Mom.>>>Lesson of the day:Don't Lie to Your Mother.. ........especially if she is Indian !Labels: indian, jokes, mummy
MotherNatureLovesPink.10:40 PM
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Narcissist
Yes i'm a narcissist(kal did i spell it right?) hehehehe....I don't wanna put my pic up on this blog...I dun see why i should...If ur reading this u probably know who I am...So why should I right? If you don't ,then run away while u still can cos im scary ...really!!!!!!!!-evil grin-
peace.love.joanne MotherNatureLovesPink.11:17 PM
I need changes
I did something I shouldve done way back...I deleted my friendster...And I bloody forgot I deleted my blog at the same time...Smart innit? So life goes on as usual...The heat is really bad...Im starting to feel depressed ...I wanna get my tinkerbell tattoo la....And i wanna get my hair rebonded with bangs...and....and....and....Arggghhhhhh!
I dunno ...I cant think so i will update you guys on more stuff some alrighty?
MotherNatureLovesPink.11:11 PM