"You're a right foul git, you know that don't you?"(line from Harry Potter and the goblet of fire)...LOL...I just felt like saying that ...Ya'll don't start going on about my HP obsession. Truth be told I have absolutely nothing to blog about. I'm just waiting for my show to start.
In case ya'll didn't know bout my liking for maggi mee(tom yam flavour)...Do not! I repeat DO NOT buy the NTUC brand...It bloody sucks..I keep telling my mum that,but she wants to save 20 cents by buying that bloody brand....Pisses me off ...
Just for the record people, HP movie is in 12 days and the book is coming out in 20 days...WHEEEE!!!!!I watched all the movies again today....hahahaha...It's just that I'm waiting(not very patiently, I might add) anxiously and all I can do to ease that tension is to focus on the other HP Books and Movies...
The other day i heard something really funny from Kiren. Apparently the owner of SHA ALAM( The coffeshop behind Sahara,on Circular road)was bitching about kiren..He told pionkz she's basically a slut...He said and I quote " Why you bother about her? she everyday come with different guy one" in his yindian accent. Mind you,this is the same guy who wanted to get to know Kiren way back when we were still working there. So, when she told me this I couldn't stop laughing... If she's a slut what was I? I used to go there with different guys and my Dressing was.....*imagine skimpy flair miniskirt and mid-drift top*Funny la ya'll...Cannot get the chick only ya'll start saying shit about her...
This is what I have to say to the idiot(if I do see him I will say it!) "You're a right,foul git you know that?" Not that he'd know what it means...I'm just really amused by the situation...Sad innit? That he had to resort to such measures to feel good about himself...
ok i'm done...I need to get back to my show...
peace out ya'll
MotherNatureLovesPink.12:33 PM
I feel like typing, but I ain't quite sure what to type about. I'm extremely bored with nothing to do. I just watched Music and Lyrics. Such a sweet sweet movie. That professor dude reminded me of someone though. Someone who is very good at manipulation. It wouldn't seem like it at first but its true. Mr 'i'm so innocent and everybody picks on me'. While I was watching the show and the professor dude came in, my first thought was "OMG!! That's sooooo like him". Makes me laugh thinking about it though. the fact that he still manages to manipulate people. Sad sad life... Oh well...
Those of you who haven't watched the movie, go see it already! Its good...Hugh Grant looks so yummy...*smacks lips* The soundtrack is good too...Drew Barrymore? I don't have to say anything...She's awesome.
I still wanna see Harry Potter...And I want to read the book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Cheerios
MotherNatureLovesPink.8:38 AM
Lesson of the day: Hypocrisy is not very nice darlings
MotherNatureLovesPink.9:07 AM
After reading all my Harry Potter books countless times...I think that RAB was Sirius's brother, Regulus Black...But then again, JK Rowling is always so unexpected ...I can't wait...I really Cant Wait!!!!!!!I just hope Harry, Ron nor Hermione dies...I have all this idiot friends of mine who keep telling me Harry is going to die...Bloody fools! We'll see
MotherNatureLovesPink.1:22 AM
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MotherNatureLovesPink.11:00 AM
So here I am, in in front of the computer feeling the need to blog. What about exactly, I ain't sure. *Light bulb shine* OH YEAH! Now I remember! The way people type..Hey, short forms are fine by me...But its the weird typing that just perturbs me."My NaMe iS JoaNnE AnD I am AN IdIoT WhO TyPES LiKe THiS." Dear readers, this isn't cute no matter what you may think. And as for ya'll who live by short forms, FOR GOODNESS SAKES!!STOP!!! "wen r u comin hm 2 slp?" How do you people understand this...It took me quite awhile and that was only because my stupid sister kept messaging like that. ARGGHHH!!!!!
Which reminds me of something that happened when I was in Secondary 3. I was going through some English essays with my teacher Miss Mary. I got a headache after reading just a few of them. I pity English teachers. Not only do they have to deal with our atrocious English and unwillingness to learn, some of them actually had the cheek to use these short forms that they come up with while SMS-ing.
Moving on...I can't wait for Harry Potter. I
You know, i'm missing a good friend from secondary school. Miss Nur Khairunnisa. She was one girl who got excited over the slightest thing. Some would call it paranoia but truth be told,she was just very passionate. Well, we both moved on with life and as always, drifted apart.. I miss my friend..The times where I could run to her window just because a boy I liked called. She would get just as excited for me... Its was great to have a friend who would get as excited for you as for themselves.
MotherNatureLovesPink.9:30 AM
So,this morning I was in the lift on the way to work, deeply engrossed in my book and this Indian family comes into the lift on the 6Th floor. They're all chit chatting amongst themselves save this one little boy..Out of the corner of my eye, I could see him silently observing this idiot(me)who was oh-so-engrossed in her book. Then he turned slightly to take a peek at the title of my book. I twisted my book sideways so he could see the title.. He smiled. When the lift reached the ground floor, everyone got out and no one said thank you or anything.(I'm used to this Singaporean behavior though). The little one got out, followed his family a few steps, and to my astonishment,he turned back and said in the gentlest voice ever," Thank you."I gave a big smile and said,"my pleasure." I walked the rest of the way with a huge smile on my face.
Moral of the story: The little things do matter...(no pun intended)
MotherNatureLovesPink.12:38 AM
Every Sunday, if i'm at home, i'll cry from 3-4pm.. You guys need to watch extreme makeover home edition...The families are sooo pitiful and to have all their dreams come true..It's just so sweet....Watching this, you also learn that when you think your life sucks...their's is worst...way way worst...
So don't take for granted anything you have.
MotherNatureLovesPink.1:02 AM
A little girl was talking to her
teacher about whales. The teacher said
it was physically impossible for a
whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its
throat was very small. The little girl
stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale. Irritated, the teacher
reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically
impossible. The little girl said, "When
I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went
to hell?" The little girl
replied, "Then you ask him".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing
her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally
walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was
working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm
drawing God." The teacher paused and
said, "But no one knows what God looks
like." Without missing a beat, or
looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing
the Ten Commandments with her five and
six year olds. After explaining the
commandment to "honour" thy Father and
thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a
commandment that teaches us how to
treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy
(the oldest of a family)
answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and
watching her mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed
that her mother had several strands of
white hair sticking out in contrast on
her brunette head. She looked at her
mother and inquisitively asked, "Why
are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her
mother replied, "Well, every time that
you do something wrong and make me cry
or unhappy, one of my hairs turns
white." The little girl thought about
this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's
hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed,
and the teacher was trying to persuade
them each to buy a copy of the group
picture. "Just think how nice it will
be to look at it when you are all grown
up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a
lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor.' A small voice at the back of
the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the
circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she
said, "Now, class, if I stood on my
head, the blood, as you know, would run
into it, and I would turn red in the
face."Yes," the class said. "Then why
is it that while I am standing upright
in the ordinary position the blood
doesn't run into my feet?" A little
fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the
cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the
table was a large pile of apples. The
nun made a note, and posted on the
apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at
the other end of the table was a large
pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all
you want. God is watching the apples."
It doesn't matter how many people you
send this to, just remember if it made
you laugh, your friends will laugh too.
MotherNatureLovesPink.7:46 AM
Do you know what's sad? I repeat, DO U EFFING KNOW WHAT'S SAD??!! What's sad is that I typed out this bloody long post ,AND I EFFIN WENT AND ACCIDENTLY DELETE IT!!!!!!!That my dear friends, aqquintances and people I know by face, is what's sad...
I is going to sleep now.
MotherNatureLovesPink.12:25 PM
Another Word for Love
I knew a woman who always found an excuse to love.I met her working at the most difficult job of my life - as a helper in an after-school daycare center. I was completely unprepared for the work; I had no training and my temperament seemed to be particularly unsuited to the position.I reminded myself that I was hired to watch the children, play with them and lead arts and crafts - not fix all of their problems, of which there were many. And my only help was Mrs. Tucker, a 73-year-old retired social worker who worked with me. All that stood between the kids and disaster was me and a 73-year-old woman. And I wasn't that sturdy a defense! But I soon learned that Mrs. Tucker was a master with these children."Some children just need more love," she always said. A case in point was Timmy. Timmy received special help at school because of his emotional problems. He was developmentally delayed. He often fought with other children and was a compulsive hair-puller. I could never get close to Timmy - he did not trust anyone. Anyone, that is, except Mrs. Tucker. He responded her. He genuinely loved her because, I came to believe, she loved him.One day a fight broke out between Timmy and one of the other children. After separating them, Mrs. Tucker directed Timmy to sit in a chair. He screamed, "I HATE YOU, Mrs. Tucker! You're a mean, old lady! I hate you!""I know you hate me right now, Timmy," she said firmly, "but I'm sure not going to let you pull the other children's hair."After a while Timmy had calmed down and Mrs. Tucker called him over. His cheeks were still dirty and bore dried tear streaks. I could not hear their conversation, but I saw Timmy put his arms around her neck. When I walked by I heard him say, "I'm sorry I called you a mean old lady, Mrs. Tucker." I knew he meant it.A little later Mrs. Tucker said to me, "Timmy just needs more love than other children."On another occasion I heard Timmy's mother say, "You work magic with him, Mrs. Tucker. He doesn't respond to anybody like he does to you."Maybe so, but sometimes "magic" is just another word for "love."
-- Steve Goodier
MotherNatureLovesPink.8:07 AM
The days are so monotonous wihout you by my side. Each day i wait in vain; for the next day to pass. Every hour that goes by I count, and lay in hope of your arrival. Why? WHY must I wait so long for you to come to me? Come now, I yearn for you to be in my hands. I've seen all your family. It's you I need to see. I need you, want you, desire you, thirst for you.
You're like milk to my honeystars. Ice to my coke. Coffee to my morning. Green tea to my whiskey. The couch to my TV. Books for my bed time. Music to my mp3.
I pine to stroke your hard cover. I long to run my fingers through you. To savor you liked you ought to be savored. To cuddle up in bed with you and only you. Imagination bringing us to a place only we know.I pine for your knowledge;that only you know of. Only you can tell me what the future holds.
I leave you here, knowing I ache to see you..my Harry Potter and the Deathly hollows...
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING HUH?? CHARLENE, MRITZ AND JESS???? DONT LET YOUR MINDS RUN WILD CAN???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JOANNE:1 THE REST OF THE WORLD:0
MotherNatureLovesPink.3:28 AM
First up, Me and jess are back on
ok thats all...
peace
MotherNatureLovesPink.12:55 AM
You took my new top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You bloody stupid fool!!! I haven't even worn it yet!!!! you bloody sneaky,lying, twit....at least i don't lie abt taking stuff! i just admit it,....
Since im oh-so- calculative according to u....don't touch any of my stuff...not even my coke!!!!!
i will show you what the hell calculative means...
MotherNatureLovesPink.5:38 AM
I ain't gonna stoop to that...You go chill one corner:)
MotherNatureLovesPink.7:31 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDA!!!I LOVE YOU!! well technically its tom, but I like being early.
My bestie, she'll never fail to make my day.. I couldn't sleep all night cos I was excited about today..We're going to spend the whole day togather. The funny thing is I woke her up at 6.12 am cos we're meeting for breakfast and we talked for two hours...Event though we're suppose to be meeting at 8!! She never fails to crack me up with her absurd dreams and psychotic nonsense.... I think i'm going mental by the way.... Like really really mental..but that's another story for another day... I'm late...Off to a day of fun,nonsense,laughter...the kind only your bestie can bring....No matter how down you are...
She gave me a qoute which applies to me just now:" Stress is when you think you've fallen asleep and wake up screaming cos you realised you haven't slept a wink"
Cheerios
ps: Everyone have a good day now
MotherNatureLovesPink.5:09 PM