Im so so so dumb!!! First thing is, I've been trying to convert mpeg4 files to mp3 but i cant seem to download the correct software..Ive already downloaded four!!mritz just gave me this new to to try...This is the last one though...Then i discovered while ranting in my blog that i was typing in the HTML section...Like WTF!!!! so i have more to rant abt....afterwhich im gonna visit Lala land...and if im really really really lucky,they'll let me stay there...peace out
MotherNatureLovesPink.8:03 AM
Joanne was here. Joanne is pissed(those who know me know why) Joanne wonders why people lie. Joanne wonders how people can still believe them. Joanne cant sleep.Joanne misses jerome.Joanne is still pissed.Goodnight
MotherNatureLovesPink.2:23 PM
ok...as most of you may have realised...i've changed my blog layout...and i've added new links....most of em i don't know personally...but they have really interesting blogs..either that or they just crack me up big time...enjoy
MotherNatureLovesPink.12:48 AM
You put your right hand in
you put your right hand out
you put your right hand in
and you shake it all about
you do the hokey pokey
and u turn yourself around
Thats what its all about!
I miss the younger days of ignorance,oblivion and innocence
MotherNatureLovesPink.11:22 PM
Hahahahahahah...Im so amused now...I dun even know why....Kal,u can go take ur virgin self and jump into the singapore river...
MotherNatureLovesPink.1:06 AM
Hey peeps came across this site....It tell u the good the bad and the ugly...Basicly the truth....
http://www.crush007.com/v2/predict/1174033848zqm
MotherNatureLovesPink.12:57 AM
Right then...I just spent about an hour or so going through a couple of blogs..Mainly praba's and some others from his blog... I always knew there were smart people in Singapore..Not that many,but at least there were.My mistake...my blog reading session has enabled me to find out that there are more than afew smart people in singapore.People who say things that make sense...People who's blogs you just wanna keep reading and reading and reading... If you guys are curious,check out praba's blog in my links
And for the stupid people here are directions you can follow: Joanne's blog-->Praba's blog
-->Aresha's blog(this girl sure as hell knows what she's talking about)
(look at praba's links to find aresha and ah neh...Well actually i might just link them to my blog soon...or get jess to do it for me since im a lil(ok alot!) stupid when it comes to computers.
And i have decided not to talk to K till Friday...I'll miss you handsome emo boy...Hehehehe!
-evil grin-... I love M&Ms...Did u know that?the plain ones especially....I know! I know! i'm rambling..I gots my new tattoo and I is loving ittttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
MotherNatureLovesPink.1:28 AM
The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 pm. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!
The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"
The 3rd Affair: A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. "I have to show you something you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead? "
The 4th Affair: A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue." "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 am the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing.
The 5th Affair: A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man thought. He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman replied "A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied, "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
The 6th Affair: Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess." "There's no need to," his wife replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" "I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison wor
MotherNatureLovesPink.7:42 AM
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MotherNatureLovesPink.9:32 AM
First things first...Jer, I'm sorry...I know i keep saying that but i really do mean it....second thing is...ouch man!ouch! Jer dedicated the song running away by hoobastank to me...oopppssss....im sorry baby...........
Third thing is...I don't trust u...Really i don't....My friends keep warning me but as usual , i don't listen... Its come to a point where i don't trust u..Even if u havent done anything wrong..I aint gonna stick around and wait for something bad to happen so i can wallow in misery again...No way!.....Honestly! a message to guys out there...Flirt in front of me...I can deal with that...Im a flirt too u noe! don't flirt behind my back then act all in love with me and like im the only girl u give a damn about in the whole wide world! Then get sad when u find out im flirting...Hey at least i got the damn guts to admit i flirt..Not like u pussies!!!!!!!No Jer,i aint talking bout u...I still love u...even if u are really annoying...
Jer this is for u
If we hold on togather-Diana Ross
OST: Land Before Time
peace.love.joanne
MotherNatureLovesPink.6:21 PM
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
and finally.....
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn?
MotherNatureLovesPink.7:54 AM
Ahmad died in a fire and his body was so
>>> > > > >badly burnt that the morgue needed
>>> > > > >someone to identify the body. They called
>>> > > > >up his two best friends, Ah Beng and Muthu.
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >Ah Beng went in first and the mortician
>>> > > > >pulled back the sheet. Ah Beng said,"Wah,
>>> > > > >he's very barbecued like 'char siu'. Please
>>> > > > >roll him over, and I will tell you whether
>>> > > > >if he's my friend Ahmad or not."
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >The mortician rolled the body over and Ah
>>> > > > >Beng looked at his ass and immediately
>>> > > > >said, "No-lah, that isn't Ahmad."
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >The mortician was puzzled but didn't say anything.
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >He then went and got Muthu to inspect the body.
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >Muthu looked closely and said,"Yes, it is
>>> > > > >true he's burnt very badly, but roll him
>>> > > > >over and I'll see if he's my friend Ahmad."
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >Again the mortician rolled the body over and >>> > > > >Muthu looked down at the ass and said, "Oh
>>> > > > >thank goodness, this is not Ahmad!!"
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >The mortician was extremely puzzled, and
>>> > > > >unable to stand it any longer he asked,
>>> > > > >"Okay, you have to tell me now - how can
>>> > > > >you and Ah Beng tell whether it is Ahmad
>>> > > > >just by looking at the ass?"
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >Muthu replied, "It's simple really. Well
>>> > > > >you see, Ahmad had two assholes!"
>>> > > > >"What?!!" the mortician said with disbelief,
>>> > > > >"He had two assholes?!!"
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >"Oh yes! Everyone in Penang Road knows
>>> > > > >this because everytime the three of us
>>> > > > >go out, people always say, "Here comes
>>> > > > >Ahmad with the two assholes."
MotherNatureLovesPink.12:20 AM
i DONT WANNA GROW UP...I WANT TO BE A TOYS R US KID!!!!!!!!!!I WANT TO PLAY SWING...I WANT A SWING IN MY ROOM.........ILL BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD IF I HAVE A SWING IN MY ROOM...OR A MASSAGE CHAIR.....OR ....OR...... OK FINE I'LL SETTLE FOR A SWING.....:)
MotherNatureLovesPink.12:59 AM
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all theChinese had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from theChinese community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Chinese community. If the Chinese win, they could stay. If the Pope wins, the Chinese would leave. The Chinese realized that they had no other choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named Ah Pehto represent them. Ah Peh asked for one condition to be added to the debate. "To make it more interesting", he said, "Neither side would be allowed to talk". The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came. Ah Peh and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute. Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Ah Peh looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Ah Peh pointed to the ground at where he sat. The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine. Ah Peh pull out an apple. The Pope stood up and said: "I give up. This man is too good. The Chinese can stay." An hour later, the cardinals were all around The Pope asking him what had happened. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions.""Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing thatGod was also right here with us."I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"Meanwhile, the Chinese community had crowded around Ah Peh. What happened?" they asked. "Well," said Ah Peh, "First he indicated to me that all Chinese had 3 days to get out of here. I replied to him f*#k off and not one of us is leaving.""Then he pointed that this whole city would be cleared of Chinese.I showed him that we are staying right here." Yes, and then???" asked the crowd. "I don't know", said Ah Peh, "He took out his lunch, and I took out mine!!!"
MotherNatureLovesPink.7:51 PM