2 assholes
Ahmad died in a fire and his body was so
>>> > > > >badly burnt that the morgue needed
>>> > > > >someone to identify the body. They called
>>> > > > >up his two best friends, Ah Beng and Muthu.
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >Ah Beng went in first and the mortician
>>> > > > >pulled back the sheet. Ah Beng said,"Wah,
>>> > > > >he's very barbecued like 'char siu'. Please
>>> > > > >roll him over, and I will tell you whether
>>> > > > >if he's my friend Ahmad or not."
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >The mortician rolled the body over and Ah
>>> > > > >Beng looked at his ass and immediately
>>> > > > >said, "No-lah, that isn't Ahmad."
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >The mortician was puzzled but didn't say anything.
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >He then went and got Muthu to inspect the body.
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >Muthu looked closely and said,"Yes, it is
>>> > > > >true he's burnt very badly, but roll him
>>> > > > >over and I'll see if he's my friend Ahmad."
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >Again the mortician rolled the body over and >>> > > > >Muthu looked down at the ass and said, "Oh
>>> > > > >thank goodness, this is not Ahmad!!"
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >The mortician was extremely puzzled, and
>>> > > > >unable to stand it any longer he asked,
>>> > > > >"Okay, you have to tell me now - how can
>>> > > > >you and Ah Beng tell whether it is Ahmad
>>> > > > >just by looking at the ass?"
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >Muthu replied, "It's simple really. Well
>>> > > > >you see, Ahmad had two assholes!"
>>> > > > >"What?!!" the mortician said with disbelief,
>>> > > > >"He had two assholes?!!"
>>> > > > > >>> > > > >"Oh yes! Everyone in Penang Road knows
>>> > > > >this because everytime the three of us
>>> > > > >go out, people always say, "Here comes
>>> > > > >Ahmad with the two assholes." MotherNatureLovesPink.12:20 AM
