bye bye happiness
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.---
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead;
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.---
JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill,
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill...
And now they have a son.---
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man
going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb ass!"---
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the kings' horses
And all the kings' men,
Had scrambled eggs
For breakfast again.---
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE
the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
.Then died of electric shock.---
GEORGIE PORGY
Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too
cos he was gay MotherNatureLovesPink.10:46 AM
