Read this...It'll put a smile on you face
A little girl was talking to her
teacher about whales. The teacher said
it was physically impossible for a
whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its
throat was very small. The little girl
stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale. Irritated, the teacher
reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically
impossible. The little girl said, "When
I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went
to hell?" The little girl
replied, "Then you ask him".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing
her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally
walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was
working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm
drawing God." The teacher paused and
said, "But no one knows what God looks
like." Without missing a beat, or
looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing
the Ten Commandments with her five and
six year olds. After explaining the
commandment to "honour" thy Father and
thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a
commandment that teaches us how to
treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy
(the oldest of a family)
answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and
watching her mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed
that her mother had several strands of
white hair sticking out in contrast on
her brunette head. She looked at her
mother and inquisitively asked, "Why
are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her
mother replied, "Well, every time that
you do something wrong and make me cry
or unhappy, one of my hairs turns
white." The little girl thought about
this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's
hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed,
and the teacher was trying to persuade
them each to buy a copy of the group
picture. "Just think how nice it will
be to look at it when you are all grown
up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a
lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor.' A small voice at the back of
the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the
circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she
said, "Now, class, if I stood on my
head, the blood, as you know, would run
into it, and I would turn red in the
face."Yes," the class said. "Then why
is it that while I am standing upright
in the ordinary position the blood
doesn't run into my feet?" A little
fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the
cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the
table was a large pile of apples. The
nun made a note, and posted on the
apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at
the other end of the table was a large
pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all
you want. God is watching the apples."
It doesn't matter how many people you
send this to, just remember if it made
you laugh, your friends will laugh too. MotherNatureLovesPink.7:46 AM
